Monday, 18 February 2013

Self Help


Self Help©
By Michael Casey

Saw an ad about an article in the Daily Mail. Shakespeare is better for you than self help books. I agree, Americans seem to want a quick fix and this toothy bleached white smile on some book cover says he has all the answers. He gets rich and makes millions, as "sad" people reach for the answers in a self help book. Don't bother go for a walk in the sunshine, kiss a pretty girl, your own one, otherwise you'll bve chased down the street. Have a laugh, light a candle in church, got an talk to an old woman, they are the wisest people on thsi earth. Sing a song along with your radio or hifi. Watch people out your window, guess which door they are going to knock on. Wait for the pizza leaflet man to push a flyer though your door and push it back at him, scream I don't eat pizza at him through the letter box. See how scared he is. Now that is sport, it'll make you laugh. You could even have a water pistol, to soak all the junk mail delivery people with. Life can be such fun, so don't bother with a self help book, hug a granny instead and take something wonderful to bed. A husband a lover, or just just the cat if you don't have anybody human in your life, failing that a good book is great. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1 

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