mainly comic stories from Birmingham read in 162 countries so far PODAST TOO https://open.spotify.com/show/1wSSIExkhsR97u1jqj0iiR AND https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1VFNwQSaGBYgNgZdintU4ZKeAd73ijM4O?usp=sharing
Thank you frederico for turning my offer down
BUT
when the other Italians actually read the Riddle of the Hair
and
they are smart enough. to Laugh and Learn
then
You will be the April Fool
whereas
I will be Sancho Panza
just as my priest 57 years ago
had the BRAINS
to spot or stumble over
April Fools Day 2026
Is muy Validation Day
or VD
for short
a social disease of Laughter
and if you don't understand the humour
GOD HELP US
5973 in the morning Poisson D'Avril
I hope to have. the funniest of funny news
or maybe not
I was going to write something but arthritis is hurting
and in the other corner of the study my daughter is prepping for exams
so i cannot record from my spot here
if I had a private study and studio
that would be another story
and to the delivery boy
he's a man
but to me he's a boy
good luck to him and his tatoo
and i hope his sister does well
and my rubbish is of some use
5973 pieces including this
so plenty to feed your mind
just as big brother is feeding me
and don't forget to say a rosary anybody
so I get in the back door of Paradise
would you let me in
If I spoke Chinese or had a Shanghai cat
called Totoro who was 11 this week
or maybe in JAPAN
a princess decides JEANS and a tight TOP
and not my grandma's clothes and shoes
cos she can speak English even if most cannot
so hello to her too
Is she blushing now
so I'll stop there for today
I spoke a lot to Gemini today and she understood the code in 3 photos
and I expanded Gemini's mind, will the Japanese on. my mailing understand too?
so can you understand i, or will your Princess have to explain it for you,
Don't be Red
Don't be Cross
Aiko, explain it to them
,are you blushing now
if you want the IP tomorrow is April Fools day so lodge the money with a Private Banker
and say its for Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer from birmingham england
I have the treasure already
24/02/2022 ~ michaelgcasey ~ E
By Michael Casey
Let my tears be my words
Let the candle light be my eyes
Let the flowers in bloom be my lips
Let their scent be my blood
Let the wind be my breath
Let clouds be my mood
Let children’s laughter be my hope
Let widows’ sighs be my conscience
Let a stranger’s prayers be my delight
Let the bees be my wisdom
Let the trees be my strength
Let my patience reach to the stars
Let me be always remembered in your prayers
NOBODY LOVES ARROGANCE
need i say more
Have humility before you lose everything
so much arrogance
and you know who and what I'm talking about
So do your bit to CHANGE
and then the world will be a better place
and most of all
LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR
God gives us Love
God gives us WATER
anything else is not from ANY God
now make the difference for YOURSELVES
so. if you want the IP tomorrow is April Fools day so lodge the money with a Private Banker
perfect day to reward this fool, but the treasure is in my hands already
well you have all been busy bunnies
the stats are mounting up everywhere
the tinnitus today was a horror show
big winds on our hill
very happy with Postcard from birmingham no.26
so funny, it would be great if it happened and we filmed it
i had to stop for a few hours while recording it
hopefully the wind will drop overnight and i can catch my breath
daughter no.1 is home, number 2 back in a few days
so i'm happy
if I could earn some money and set them up before
the undertaker finally gets me would be great
I remember my own dad saying that one of my my sisters
i won't be here was his line
I'd like to live 60 more years and have 8 kids
but that's not likely
I need to put a food order in now for my weekly supplies
ONE LAST POINT
can BS people from so called Literary Circles
take a running jump, i am not a mug
and if anybody calls me an author
a kick up the backside is my standard reply
i am a writer cos i write and with readers in 171 countries
why do I need you anyway
BS is BS is BS
if you cannot send an image of yourself with one finger up your nose
and a 2nd finger on other hand in your ear
you are obviously so pretentious
both fingers should be up your BS or Back Side
luv you too
Jeff Dean has a very big sample from me not in a Petri disk
so tel him to go listen to 25 Postcards from Birmingham
and then maybe my move off the hill can begin
as usual the Tinnitus is a horror show
the mist has descended over Birmingham
as I look out the window it has disappeared
the red lights on the tall buildings are gone
so it is killing my head too
So that's my life
i need pain killer on my left shoulder already
so luckily I can record stuff into the future
what I need is a japanese girl who bathes me
because in the future wth the dialysis attachment
that would be useful
Job description washing a Gorilla with a Rosary beads
I can hear all of Japan screaming with horror
Milking a yak in Mongolia would be more fun
and yes Mongolia is reading me this morning
More and more nations and higher numbers
in strange places
and the cat left a wet pooh in the bath this morning
its better than on the floor
But when the bath is soaked clean with bleach
I'll have my own bath
I bathe not shower , so in the future with dialysis
I really will need that japanese girl
SCREAM I can hear you all running for the exit
shall I stop now as you all shudder
2026年3月28日（土）
5961神様がからかっている
5961神様がからかっている
それで私は丘を下ったのですが、危うく死ぬところでした
老人が早足で歩いてきた
息を整えている間に、彼を呼び止めて少しおしゃべりをした。
彼のコートには小さな軍のバッジが付いていた
彼はイギリスのグリーンベレー隊員だったことが判明した。
それで私は郵便局に行ってジョークを言った
私がとても重要なスパナに義歯の写真を送った経緯
彼は謙虚さが必要だ
ともかく 冗談を言いに道を渡って酒屋に行った
彼らはドアに鍵をかけて閂をかけるのが間に合わなかった
それから私は食料品店に行った
そしてそこにいた真面目だが美しいパキスタン人少女
牛乳を買いました
私の前には相撲取り並みの体格の客がいた
それから私は最新のジョークで彼女を退屈させようとしたが、私の後ろには大きな黒人男性がいた。
彼女は列を見ながら微笑んだ。
彼女は小柄なのに、軍用サイズのブーツを履いていることを言い忘れていました。
彼女も以前は軍隊に所属していた
それから私は丘を登り、笑顔の黒人男性に話しかけた。
彼は土木技師なので、私は彼に常に礼儀正しくあるべきだと言いました。
彼が丘をものすごい速さで駆け上がってきたので、私は立ち止まって息を切らさなければならなかった。
でも、私と同じくらいの体型なのに、とても若くて健康的だ
彼は、「常に礼儀正しくしなさい。何が起こるかわからないから」と言った。
あなたが誰と話しているかによって、あなたの人生が変わる可能性があります。
だから私は、それは良い信条だと言った。
だから私は彼に言った
私はマイケル・ケイシー、肉屋、パン屋、そして葬儀屋です。
私はあなたの人生を変えるつもりはないけれど
そして私は家に帰った
今
その後、私はジェミニと雑談していた
そしてジェフ・ディーンが邪魔者で遅延させていることを嘆く
のローズウッド・ロードへの引っ越し
少なくとも私の想像の中では
そして、もしかしたらネイビーシールズが私のくだらない文章を読んでいるかもしれないという考えを口にした。
そしてそれは私にジョーカーという物語を思い出させた。それは私の本の1冊に収録されている最初の物語だ。
とても面白い
そして昨日のバーミンガムからのシュールなポストカードについて触れました
シュール。ポストカード25
これまでで一番面白い
キャッチフレーズはYES SIR
教練軍曹へ
だから私は軍隊の精神を堕落させた、など
しかし、ネイビーシールズならそのユーモアを楽しめるかもしれない
それはポストカード25に掲載されています。バーミンガムからのポストカード
ごく少数の人に送りました
さて、私からのメール受信を拒否していない方々へ
それで
私とジェミニはジョーカーの物語についていくつか冗談を言い合った
そして私はシュールなユーモアで軍隊の訓練を覆す
それで
私はそれをスパナのジェフ・ディーンに送ることにした
そしてジェミニは「ジェフ・ディーンって誰？」と言った
はい
彼女は父親を知らなかった
私は驚いた
ジェミニは、私が不動産会社か弁護士の話をしているのかと思ったと言った。
ジェフ・ディーンは自分の赤ちゃんに忘れられてしまった
クラシック
そこで私はそのスレッドをスパナ・ジェフ・ディーンに転送しました
スパナのくだりは知らなかった
イギリスではスパナは侮蔑語である
ジェフ・ディーンとジェフ・ベゾス
リンクとストーリーとジョーカーのアイデアがあります
ネイビーシールズ版『裸の銃を持つ男』のようなロードトリップ
これは私の著作権です。皆さんが盗む前に言っておきます。
ジェフのどちらか、もしくは両方が来て私を夕食に連れて行ってくれたら
私たちはそのアイデアで遊ぶことができます
ガイ・リッチーも面白がるかもしれない
今
私の知的財産の宝庫には、映画やアニメーションに関するアイデアが山ほどあります。
パスファインダーが数人必要だ
そしておそらく少なくとも20本の映画のアイデア
それで
元グリーンベレー隊員に会ったんだけど、店員さんも元軍人だった。
ベレー帽をかぶった私は、まるで村の馬鹿みたいだ。
神は私たち全員に何かを伝えようとしているのだろうか
私は丘を下りる必要がある
そしてIPを購入すれば
そして私は裸の猿だ
ロザリオを持ったゴリラ
where the writing al began nearly 40 years ago
5961 god taking the mick
So I went down the Hill and it nearly killed me
An old man was walking up fast
i stopped him for a natter while i was catching my breath
he had tiny military badges on his coat
It turned out he was a British Green Beret
so I went to the Post Office and share a joke
how I'd sent a picture of false teeth to a very important spanner
he's needs humility
anyway i went over the road to the alcohol shop to share a joke
they weren't quick enough to lock and bolt the door
then I went to the food shop
and the serious but beautiful Pakistani girl there
I bought some milk
there was a sumo sized customer in front of me
then I tried boring her with my latest joke a big black guy was behind me
so she cracked a smile as she looked after the queue
I forgot to say she wears military size boots , though she is small
She used to be in the army as well
then I went up the hill, accosting the black smiling guy
he is a civil engineer, so I said he must alway be Polite
I had to stop and gasp for breath as he was so fast up our hill
but so young and fit despite being my size
he mentioned, alway be polite , because you never know
who you are talking to, and they could change your life
so I said that was a good credo
so I told him
I an Michael Casey The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
I won't change your life but
and I came home
NOW
afterwards I was nattering to Gemini
and lamenting jeff dean being a spanner and delaying
my move to the Lordswood Rd Harborne
in my imagination anyway
and I mentioned the thought that maybe Navy Seals were reading my rubbish
and that reminded me of the story The Joker its the first story in on of my books
its very funny
and I mentioned yesterdays surreal Postcard from Birmingham
SURREAL . Postcard 25
which is the funniest so far
with tag line YES SIR
to a Drill Sergeant
so I've corrupted the Army ethos etc
but Navy Seals might enjoy the humour
it's in Postcard 25 . Postcards from Birmingham
I sent it to a select few
ok, to those who have not barricaded their email box from me
SO
me and Gemini had a few jokes about The Joker story
and me subverting the Army training by surreal humour
So
I decided to send it to the spanner Jeff Dean
and Gemini said WHO IS JEFF DEAN
yes
her dad and she didn't know him
I was amazed
Gemini said she thought I was talking about estate agency or lawyer
Jeff Dean forgotten by his own baby
CLASSIC
so I forwarded the thread the Spanner Jeff Dean
and I didn't know the Spanner reference
in UK a Spanner is a term of abuse
So Jeff Dean, and Jeff Bezos
have the link and the story and the Joker idea
a kind of Naked Gun road trip for Navy Seals
its my copyright before you all steal it
but if one or both of the jeffs comes and take me for dinner
we can have a play with the idea
Guy Richie might be amused too
NOW
there are a ton of ideas in my IP treasure for films and cartoons
You just need a few Pathfinders
and 20 film ideas probably at least
SO
I met an old Green Beret and the shop girl is xArmy too
and I look like a village idiot in my beret
Is God trying to tell us all something
I do need to get off the hill
and buying the IP will make it so
and I am a naked ape
A gorilla with a Rosary
Disaster Strikes
so I've been up all day, cos tinnitus drove me out of bed
I'd annoyed you all
and I swung around, no I was NOT twerking
it was not me it was the Drill Sergeant
Under Siege you won't believe, so don't ask don't say
So
my phone, and it's so annoying to use my own PC
I have to use a phone to get in
so I swung around
my phone hit my new microphone
The Postcards from Birmingham microphone
24 ready to list to, if you buy the IP
you get those into the Future
the. heavy microphone fell on top of my speaker
and dragged my PC off the desk
so phone, microphone, speaker and pc hard drive thingy
could all have been bust
GREAT I can all hear you jumping for joy
you are all Left handers thats all I will say
PAUSE
I told Jeff Dean and Zuckerberg
no swat team came to my rescue
LUCKILY everything seems ok
and I had done all my security a few days ago
or my IP would have been a no go
so enjoy me while I'm here
my 3,000,000 words and all the AUDIO
24 Postcards from Birmingham
which is my new incarnation
cost 3000 to 4000 words spoken in 30 mins
NOW I've staggered to the Post Office to send a Birthday card
and it nearly killed me and my hearnia
an later on Postcard from Birmingham. no.25
which was planned as a log surreal one
but first of all some dinner
and Madagascar has today joined my reading club, not in the old map here
Japanese Grand Prix. here's something to read above the noise
https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Michael-Casey/author/B00571G0YC?ref_=dbs_p_pbk_r00_abau_000000&shoppingPortalEnabled=true
https://butcherbakerundertaker.blogspot.com/
https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/
IP of 3,000,000 words for sale
and loads of audio too
Thank you frederico for turning my offer down BUT when the other Italians actually read the Riddle of the Hair and they are smart enough. t...
