Sunday, 5 April 2026

Explaining Me

 Explaining Me (c)

by Michael Casey


5989 only 11 bits away from 6000 pieces of stuff JUST on this website

Ok can you imagine what it's like when I go down the road

In England everybody of course wears a bowler hat

and refuses to talk to one another cos they are too posh

or maybe they refuse to talk to me and run away hurriedly

the vibe here up on the hill is more sedate than the old place

that was 8 years ago

but on the other hand somebody would kill you

for your car key if you had a fancy car

yep

so we are  on this hill

the same car but now the  home on the hill

is killing me

after I had the quadruple heart bypass

and I could say so much more

but it's all in the past

and I could say even more

but i'm not going to cloud this happy day

SO

what is it like as I go about my business and annoy

people with smiles and laughter

yes the stiff ones avoid me

because they have no imagination

whereas the clever ones or open hearted ones

they laugh with me

a clown for all ages

but some prefer the pages of rubbish on their screens

it was observed that nobody talks to each other

they would rather read trash written badly by ai

and look at a phone and avoid talking to each other

community destroyed by FRIENDS on a phone

whereas new friends are sat beside you on a bus or in a street

DISCUSS

So I am like a Sumo Size Benny Hill look alike

with the verbal energy of TIGGER

running about Linguistically

some can keep up, some wish I'd go away and die

literally, crossing the road to avoid me

BECAUSE I am a quart in a pint cup

but what they don't know is that this is my 5 mins 

of getting out the house plus 10 mins dying on the hill

then I'm home with the computer and RAM 

random access PAIN where its so bad you want the M, your mum

not all the time, but enough of it

THAT

of course when I get out of the house

I'm free and it's my mission

so spread a little JOY

but why do I bother and why do I try

because its in me

I'm. missionary of Happiness

BUT some people just don't want to

share my Missionary Position


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I just write these straight off, if you can do better DIY

no Missionary Position required



See for yourselves from the GUARDIAN newspaper

Cardinal Pizzaballa leads the Easter Sunday mass at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem

Easter Sunday around the world – in pictures

From Tehran to Cameroon, people take part in Easter celebrations

Cardinal Pizzaballa leads the Easter Sunday mass at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem. Photograph: Nicolawos Hazboun/Latin Patriarchate of Jerusalem/AFP/Getty Images
Sun 5 Apr 2026 15.00 BST

The Vatican

Pope Leo XIV presides over the Easter mass in St Peter’s SquarePhotograph: Franco Origlia/Getty Images
St Peter’s Square as Pope Leo XIV presides over the Easter massPhotograph: Franco Origlia/Getty Images

Yaounde, Cameroon

Easter mass at Notre Dame des Victoires CathedralPhotograph: Daniel Beloumou Olomo/AFP/Getty Images

Beirut, Lebanon

Children take part in an Easter mass at the Our Lady of Hope church, also attended by faithful from southern LebanonPhotograph: Alkis Konstantinidis/Reuters

Tehran, Iran

Sepuh Sargsyan, archbishop and prelate of the Armenian Apostolic diocese of Tehran, blesses a child after Easter Sunday mass at Saint Sarkis CathedralPhotograph: Francisco Seco/AP

Jerusalem

Cardinal Pizzaballa, Latin Patriarch of Jerusalem, enters the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in the old city of JerusalemPhotograph: Nicolawos Hazboun/Latin Patriarchate of Jerusalem/AFP/Getty Images

Jerusalem

Cardinal Pizzaballa leads the Easter Sunday mass at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. In the usually lively alleyways of Jerusalem’s Old City, silence reigned on Easter Sunday, with the holiday overshadowed by war and restrictions on access to the Holy Sepulchre, where the faithful commemorate Christ’s crucifixion and resurrectionPhotograph: Nicolawos Hazboun/Latin Patriarchate of Jerusalem/AFP/Getty Images

Gaza City

Father Gabriel Romanelli, parish priest at the Roman Catholic Church of the Holy Family, leads prayers during the Easter Sunday massPhotograph: Omar al-Qattaa/AFP/Getty Images

Lahore, Pakistan

Pakistani Christians attend a mass on Easter Sunday at the Cathedral Church in LahorePhotograph: A Hussain/EPA

Transylvania, Romania

Ethnic Hungarians stand behind their Easter baskets brought to be blessed on Easter Sunday in the main square of the city of Csikszereda, or Miercurea-Ciuc. According to tradition, Catholic priests bless ham, brioche, boiled eggs and wine on Easter SundayPhotograph: Nandor Veres/EPA

Cospicua, Malta

Worshippers carry a statue of the Risen Christ during a processionPhotograph: Darrin Zammit Lupi/Reuters

Gaza City

An acolyte uses a thurible with incense at an image of Jesus Christ as Palestinian Christians attend Easter mass at the Holy Family ChurchPhotograph: Dawoud Abu Alkas/Reuters

Hajdúdorog, Hungary

Péter Fülöp Kocsis, the metropolitan archbishop of Hajdúdorog and head of the Hungarian-Greek Catholic church blesses food and wine presented in baskets by the faithful after the Easter Sunday holy mass in the garden of the Greek Catholic CathedralPhotograph: Zsolt Czeglédi/EPA

Kent, UK

Sarah Mullally, the archbishop of Canterbury, sprinkles holy waterPhotograph: Gareth Fuller/PA

Kent, UK

The archbishop of Canterbury delivers her sermon as she leads the Easter sung eucharist at Canterbury CathedralPhotograph: Gareth Fuller/AP

Kathmandu, Nepal

Christians participate in a mass prayer gathering at Dasarath Rangasala Stadium to mark Easter Sunday. The event includes collective worship, hymns, and prayersPhotograph: Sanjit Pariyar/NurPhoto/Shutterstock

Windsor, UK

Queen Camilla and King Charles III meet members of the public after attending the 2026 Easter Matins Service at St George’s ChapelPhotograph: Alberto Pezzali/WPA Pool/Getty Images

Jammu, India

Easter Sunday prayersPhotograph: Channi Anand/AP

Ratoath, Ireland

George McCullough, aged 2 from Kells, enjoys day 2 of the Easter festival at Fairyhouse Racecourse in County MeathPhotograph: Tom Maher/Inpho/Shutterstock
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Explaining Me

 Explaining Me (c) by Michael Casey 5989 only 11 bits away from 6000 pieces of stuff JUST on this website Ok can you imagine what it's l...