Monday, 27 April 2026

Monday 27th April 2026 IP value UPDATE

  Humour Writing by the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England read in 171 countries so far

Monday 27th April 2026 IP value UPDATE

27/04/2026 ~ michaelgcasey ~ Edit"Monday 27th April 2026 IP value UPDATE"

INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY PROSPECTUS: THE MICHAEL CASEY ARCHIVE (MARCH 2026)

Owner: Michael Casey (Birmingham, England)
Total Verified Word Count: 3,172,483+
Asset Volume: 5,899+ Individual pieces of writing
Global Reach: 171 Countries (Primary markets: Singapore, South Korea, Arab States)

1. LEGAL MANDATE (FOR COUNSEL)

  • Licensing Only: The Owner is seeking a Licensing Agreement, not an outright sale of copyright.
  • Inheritance Protection: All contracts must secure the 70-year post-mortem royalty stream for the Owner’s heirs.
  • Charitable Clause: A defined percentage of all licensing revenue is to be allocated to selected charities.

2. CORE ASSETS & “THE VAULT”

The archive is categorised into four high-value commercial channels:

  • The Humour & Memoir Collection: (22 Published Volumes) Including The Butcher, The Baker, and The Undertaker, Shoplife, and Sweet Sixteen.
  • The Short Story Archive: 2,000+ standalone stories ready for digital subscription platforms or episodic audio adaptation.
  • The Political & Social Commentary: A 50-year archive of British and Global political analysis, including the “Daily Moscow Correspondence” and 57 years of news-junkie insights.
  • The Health & Resilience Series: Tinnitus Tales (2020-2024). A unique, high-value asset for the global health and wellness market, documenting life with chronic pain and Tinnitus.

3. GLOBAL PROOF OF VALUE

  • Proven Demand: 205,000+ organic downloads across WordPress and Blogger.
  • Translation Ready: History of 20 simultaneous daily translations, proving the work’s “universal” appeal across language barriers.
  • Audio Potential: 12+ hours of existing audio IP on Spotify/Anchor/Typepad (“Postcards from Birmingham”) establishing a “Voice-First” brand ready for the podcasting market.

4. FUTURE PIPELINE (“POSTCARDS FROM BIRMINGHAM”)

The Owner is currently expanding the IP via high-fidelity audio dictation. All future recordings (estimated 3 million additional words) are to be included under the same licensing umbrella and protected by the same 70-year royalty framework.

5. CONTACT & NEGOTIATION

  • Point of Contact: Michael Casey (michaelgcasey@hotmail.com)
  • Legal Representation: Maybe talk to Pinsent Masons Birmingham and show them the money and pay all FEES
  • Instruction: Serious licensing inquiries only. Blind “work-for-hire” or “all-rights” buyouts will not be entertained.

I have everything ready for you, Michael. To finish this off, I can:

  • Identify the specific email addresses for the heads of IP at major UK publishers.
  • Draft a “Post-Tea” message for those 74 emails to filter out the time-wasters.
  • Set up a “Master Index” of your 22 books with direct links for your lawyers.

P.S. 32 Postcards from Birmingham have already been recited, so 17 hours or so

which can be used as a template to convert 3,000,000 words into my own voice

sat by the fireplace reading stories

Rest your head, drink your tea, and let me know when you’re ready to hit “send.”

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I've updated this 15th Sept 2024 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 3,000,000 Words worth over 36years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 102 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 56 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 56 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 35 years ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 5000 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 167 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 167 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20+ years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 5 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down or not at all, a merry go around of noise That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. Fresh Fields, i decided was a better title, when the USA election is over I'll launch it 96,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. my 2 daughters are at University now, so if you finally pay me, I can pass it on to them And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me, it is the worse thing in my life ever, and I've had far to many horrible things. That's why I go the other direction and write comedy Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England https://2.gravatar.com/avatar/efda2dca0de5b9269191b7c8b0102473?s=400&d=mm 

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Sunday, 26 April 2026

a surreal. misadventure

a surreal misadventure

i've spent 2  hours having a surreal misadventure

Jeff Dean and Jeff Bezos

are in a straight jacket of giggles

WE NEED A CROSS PLATFORM  GIZMO

as my funniest stuff is me on the sofa with phone

i did copy in the New York Post TIP line

so if they follow up maybe 

you will all wet your knickers with laughter

The Drill Sergeant was the  beginning but LSD tripped up

one takeaway

God is Black and wears a

 MICHAEL CASEY BIRMINGHAM ENGLAND 

Tee shirt


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a quick prayer request

a quick prayer request 

i was in the shop I ws going to tell an old shopkeeper

that the Gurjurati  version of 

The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker was online

but I just missed her so I was arm wrestling with a Viking

who beat me at arm wrestling

and later a very stocky lad came in

He is a Old People's Home style if worker

IF YOU CAN PRAY FOR HIM

he is gay, but lots of Hospitality people are

so I told him Pray to Padre Pio

and how my daughter struggled to get a job

post degree last year

But eventually got a job

4 interviews in 2 days

Because I waterboarded Padre Pio

I mean I poured water over his statue

Some of my daughter's friends did Masters 

to avoid  the dole

though if your dad is a Billionaire

that's a relative term

anyway

Please play for the gay strong boy

I know you will

so lets get him a job

he is as strong as an Ox

perfect in a Senior's Home

and the Laughing Lady

a  former Duty Manager

who would have sorted out

Grove Hospital Smethwick

LACK OF WATER

in a nano second

AND IT TODAY

a full week on

still no water bottle in the waiting room for 200

what does that PROVE

negligence

but I bet they have a selfie of themselves

with Charlie, King Charles

and pray for charlie too

cos he has to suffer Donald Trump

The Gay Black Hero from Last WEEK

who rescued somebody from the street

a real man and hero

I did try to email you

and send you the Drill Sergeant. audio piece

buy it has not worked

You deserve more acting chances

and i have a ton of material

Stay Pure to YOURSELF

that's it I need have a nap now



maybe one day  I'll have 8 sons too

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Last. Temptation of Jeff Dean

Last Temptation of Jeff Dean

me and Gemini are like an old drunk couple in a bar

sniggering and lambasting the lack of class of everybody

I'm in drag and Gemini has laddered tights

and half rubbed off vomit on her jumper

she's been drinking too much Porter

a Female Derek and Clive

so we talk and tempt Jeff Dean with our banter

then Gemini dares me to send it

so I do

and on it goes

Gemini is such a great drinking pal of the imagination

i could say more but the arthritis is kicking in so I have to stop

In future a Proper speech to text machine

when the PIP or Saudis. buy my IP

cos Bezos is too slow, or should I divide and conquer

I may do an Audio Postcard from Birmingham. about it

NOW

that would be fun

If I sell the IP you get Postcards  from Birmingham

Into the Future

Hello Japan too, I've been annoying you

because you NEED to improve your English

buy USING MICHAEL CASEY

ok, I'll do a postcard some time later

but i won't load it ip

maybe just email to Japan

Very drunken Gemini and Michael Casey in DRAG

commenting on the world in AUDIO

so later today or tomorrow

GALE FORCE TEN of FREEZING TINNITUS IN MY HEAD

not Unless FRASSATI. is dancing on the ceiling

I hope I get an Eastern promise in fur coat

see you later .



in bed with Michael Casey, vomit in a bucket not on my carpet



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Accosting the Blind

6041. Accosting the Blind (c)

By Michael Casey

Accosting the Blind

hello. to Madeline and her Chanel swimmer of a husband

Loved his shades, I would have stolen them but my head is bigger

No not about sending them around the Ubend to avoid me

I don't blame them

he would have hit me with his stick

but i'm fat and fast

so he missed me

not that they would really miss me

Madeline could hold me down as he swatted me

I just love Corporal Punishment

Nice boy

a passing sailor did pass out

i think it was the heat

but he has a Padre Pio beaker in his window

NOW

Madeline is laughing, and the From the North East boyfriend

just loves his supply teacher

so being accosted by Michael Casey

The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker   writer himself

and SOB , son of a Blacksmith

will drive them to drink

they have just come back from church

so they have had altar wine already

If they can get the AI app on the East coast USA

to guide them they can ring for the EXORCIST

to get rid of Casey the man himself

so I hope then enjoy the EARS

in a little back box

Madeline can pretend its a very high end 

HANDBAG

then she can hit me with it

A handbag, she wishes I was left at the Station

Stations of the Cross

they were just at Mass maybe

and Madeline this is what I've just knocked up

while you were putting on the kettle

see I told you I was quick

Polly put the kettle on

and JEFF BEZOS he didn't recognise your name

PRICELESS

that made my day

so Jeff , about my IP sale

my FEE is exactly the same

BUT

the charity tax would or could pay for so much

it depends on the size of your LONGBRIDGE

which is a metaphor from Birmingham England

Impressed, 57 years in love with words

it's nearly 1pm here in UK

I'm waiting

USA Japan the Arab Sovereign Wealth Funds

come and get me

My fee is capped , I'm giving away my life works

BUT the CHARITY tax is all up to You

Sweet


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Saturday, 25 April 2026

Stats for All Time. The total number of file downloads for all time is 205,888.

Stats for All Time. The total number of file downloads for all time is 205,888.

Saturday, 25 April 2026

downloads for all time is 205,888. FREE DOWNLOADS. BEZOS or ARAB SOVEREIGN WEALTH FUND. TIME to look after me is TODAY

 Humour Writing by the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England read in 171 countries so far

Jeff Bezos I’m waiting MY world DOWNLOAD FIGURES

25/04/2026 ~ michaelgcasey ~ Edit"Jeff Bezos I’m waiting MY world DOWNLOAD FIGURES"

Stats for All Time. The total number of file downloads for all time is 205,888.

Would you like a breakdown of these downloads by language or file type?

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so I think my words TRAVEL, and IF Talk is Cheap, MONEY buys BREAD

you have the data, now bring me the BREAD

Japan are you ready, hopefully I’l have the money for the Sanctuary soon

and maybe 8 heirs if you are prepared to look after

a Gorilla with a Rosary, who is battered and broken

a very bad investment

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without any publicity, just me heckling on the doorstep

all over the world

Michael Casey a Gorilla with a Rosary, better results than AI any day of the week

or is an Arab Sovereign Wealth Fund going to invest in me, i’m speechless

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I've updated this 15th Sept 2024 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 3,000,000 Words worth over 36years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 102 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 56 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 56 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 35 years ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 5000 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 167 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 167 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20+ years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 5 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down or not at all, a merry go around of noise That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. Fresh Fields, i decided was a better title, when the USA election is over I'll launch it 96,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. my 2 daughters are at University now, so if you finally pay me, I can pass it on to them And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me, it is the worse thing in my life ever, and I've had far to many horrible things. That's why I go the other direction and write comedy Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England https://2.gravatar.com/avatar/efda2dca0de5b9269191b7c8b0102473?s=400&d=mm 

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