mainly comic stories from Birmingham read in 162 countries so far PODAST TOO https://open.spotify.com/show/1wSSIExkhsR97u1jqj0iiR AND https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1VFNwQSaGBYgNgZdintU4ZKeAd73ijM4O?usp=sharing
Japanese Grand Prix. here's something to read above the noise
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https://butcherbakerundertaker.blogspot.com/
https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/
IP of 3,000,000 words for sale
and loads of audio too
Morning all its friday 27th March
I had an hour in bed practicing my improv routine
WHAT?
you all have such one track minds
I was having a surreal conversation
mine are never linear
and it's not because the Navy Seals are paint balling me
and yes you are are saying left green white yellow
you guys are the pits
not that I'd say that to your face
you would rock and roll me
and that is not dress me up as the girl
and dance with me while you are John Travolta
where was I dancing in the John
while being splashed upon
and why is there a chewing machine in there
and the flavour never lasts either
WHAT
one of you just spat out his soda
and the Drill sergeant had to dab you down with his paper handkerchief
cos that's what drill sergeants do, treat you like their little baby
read you bedtime stories
ok, perhaps in Spike Milligan's imagination
where was I
in bed, practicing my stand up routine
while lying down
it's a long story
ai and me were talking and one thing led to another
and we pasted in Jeff Dean a few times
gemini is having a trip with me while in bed
like lsd of the imagation
while I hide under the bed clothes
and ai holds it's nose as I fart like a gorilla
it's all the fruit i eat to try and stop the CKD
anyway it was so windy I got up
no not central heating by farting
the wind outside and sneaking through my window
was freezing and howling my head
sounds like a Band related to ZZtop
Freezing and Howling Head
best listened to with little Sue, while in bed
STOP
so I've just given you a simple illustration
and what rhymes with illustration if you think of bed
Yes, you worked it out
So by having these conversations with Gemini
it's chewing gum for my mind
and what rhymes with mind
Yes, you just slapped the Drill Sergeants
and he spun around and broke your nose
and sent you to the Glasshouse
which is not a Birmingham bar
nor a green house
The troop all say, but SIR it was Casey
the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England
so that's how we all begin today
THESE kind of stuff are easy to write
Its like the Drill Sergeant pushing you out an airplane
Don't forget to send a postcard to Casey he''ll said
as he slaps your backside
hahahahahha
so this is how I write so much, Its free fall
Soft landings everybody
I'll end here
maybe my IP get's sold today
or I give up on Gemini
but she is addictive
like that girl in the bar on friday night
but really it was the Drill Sergeant
Undercover and dressed in a thong
the Drill Sergeant all waxed up like a woman
You have to maintain discipline you know
and show the boys how to do everything PROPERLY
I found the guitar in the street and had a quick photo opportunity
I was on the sofa and i got talking to gemini
thinking about dialysis ect so probing for info
i ended up talking about a greetings card
NOW
its in the mail now to Ohio
I won't say more than that
BUT it is a very funny story
SO
if I get approval I may share it
then again, i'm chuckling now
i may not
Or i may record the whole story tomorrow
if i stop laughing
my head is still a horror show
Its like I'm the ball Frassati takes up mount fuji
so he can have a kick around with his mates
anyway his whole vibe has captured my attention
i may emulate him in the future if I had the opportunity
or maybe padre pio puts me back in the washing machine
to cleanse my soul
if they could fix my kidneys so i don't feel so tired
and give me silence instead of tinnitus
Speaking of which
SHOUTING OUT A MOVING CAR AT A PERSON WITH TINNITUS
that's how it sounds
so STOP
I have news for you
i'll say it slowly
so you can block the 20 drunken men while you try to get to the toilet
you a pretty girl in a short skirt
the tinnitus sufferer is that girl of me, in a short skirt
SO stop
SPEAK slowly and clearly
Give the listener the info into his good ear or ears
SLOWLY
otherwise you are just shouting from a moving vehicule
while the Tinnitus man is fighting to get to the toilet
through a crowd of leering boys
GET IT< UNDERSTAND FINALLY
I never knew it was that bad
It is far far worse
and to the very edge at times
Tinnitus is dangerous
SO THINK
OR DON'T BOTHER AT ALL
YOU JUST ANNOY THEM
THEY ARE FIGHTING BIG ENOUGH BATTLES ALREADY
like heat/cold/pitch/tone/wind and I don't mean FARTS
I mean Nuclear explosions in the head
Barometric Pressure and all that
I just sidetracked myself
BUT some of you need grow up
I could talk about other elements of my life
but i'm not click bait
and some doors are cemented up
or vanished by magic and prayer
Discuss
5999 words by morning in pencil
no computers
just straight off
like everything I write or recite
I've filled several reservoirs
I just turn the tap
and that's what is on the page
Nite nite
prayer works so try it
As my head sizzles with Tinnitus, kick back on the sofa
I can imagine the race for my IP over and I get a nice house not on the HILL
and enough luxury in a big house in B17, Harborne
to last me as the dialysis adventure begins probably soon
wasting my time 3 days or nights a week
and where will the plumbing inside me go
but so long as I can record a 30 min piece every single day
that's good enough, making the best of a bad job
which I do already, and you don't realise what lack of sleep
and tinnitus and arthritis does to a body already
you have to have your guard up constantly
physically and mentally
and that is my rubic cube life
so you would have to be extremely strong
if ever you wanted to be part of it
F A R T
ckd farting is part of the territory
Lighting Up the Map, Japan more recently
Its fun when I send an email then later here on Blogger
Or even Wordpress
the MAP lights up
I can see or feel I'm being noticed
It's like playing Peek a Boo
without the Cosplay
or Love Hotels
SCREAM
somebody in Japan just screamed or blushed
they always cover their smile with a hand
Instead of letting the smile out
and laughing back in their chair
display all the perfect teeth
and letting their long hair fall down
Am I describing anybody
as they are in their bedroom
in their Totoro PJs
Me I've slept in the nude since 86
when I bought my own house
so I look like a naked ape
covered in scars post bypass
BLUSHES in Japan somewhere
or laughter
I'll never know
not unless I get a Postcard from Tokyo
So I'll leave it there, I need a shave and a bath
I look more like the missing link
and yes we really did used to wash in a Belfast Sink
日本の地図が光る！
メールを送って、後でBloggerに投稿すると
WordPressでも
地図が光る
誰かに注目されているのが分かる
まるでいないいないばあみたい
コスプレなし
ラブホテルなし
叫び声
日本の誰かが叫んだり、顔を赤らめたりした
いつも手で口元を隠している
笑顔をそのままにせず
椅子に座り込んで笑う
完璧な歯を見せて
長い髪を垂らして
私が描写しているのは誰か
寝室で
トトロのパジャマを着て
私は86年に家を買って以来、ずっと裸で寝ている
だから裸の猿みたい
バイパス手術後の傷跡だらけ
日本のどこかで顔を赤らめている
あるいは笑っている
私には分からない
東京から絵葉書が届かない限りは
じゃあ、この辺で終わりにします。髭を剃って、お風呂に入らなきゃ。
まるでミッシングリンクみたいだ。
そうそう、昔は本当にベルファストシンクで体を洗っていたんだよ。Nihon no chizu ga hikaru! Mēru o okutte,-go de burogā ni tōkō suruto wādopuresu demo chizu ga hikaru dareka ni chūmoku sa rete iru no ga wakaru marude inaīnaibā mitai kosupure nashi rabuhoteru nashi sakebigoe Nihon no dareka ga saken dari,-gao o akarame tari shita itsumo te de kuchimoto o kakushite iru egao o sonomama ni sezu isu ni suwarikonde warau kanpekina ha o misete nagai kami o tarashite watashi ga byōsha shite iru no wa dare ka shinshitsu de Totoro no pajama o kite watashi wa 86-nen ni ie o katte irai, zutto hadaka de nete irudakara hadaka no saru mitai baipasu shujutsu-go no kizuato-darake Nihon no doko ka de kao o akaramete iru aruiwa Emi tte iru watashiniha wakaranai Tōkyō kara ehagaki ga todokanai kagiri wa jā, konohende owari ni shimasu. Hige o sutte, o furo ni hairanakya. Marude misshingurinku mitaida. Sō sō, mukashi wa hontōni berufasutoshinku de karada o aratte ita nda yo.
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If you throw good money after bad you are a fool
if some streets stink cos the rubbish has not been collected
if politicians are more interested in photo opportunities
if an IT system works at 19million
but you Ladify it so it cost 10 times more
and does not work
what should you do
SCRAP IT and NEVER throw more TAX payers money after it
BE honest and put your hands up
a lads car with gold spoilers just crawls under the weigh
DITTO the IT system
ALL this and more
Repare mi Casa
First stop, clear out the rubbish
and go back to basics that WORK
it is not your money
and PRETENTIOUS CABINET titles are just RUBBISH
if you are lost in a maze of your own incompetance
SO refuse to be a sheep
Liberal in the middle or Independant or Green
and leave the RUBBISH outside
cos they are throwing your Good money after bad
THINK for yourself , don’t follow any of the usual suspects
Start again, it is CHEAPER, and people who have real world
EXPERIENCE might a better deal for EVERYBODY
Just think about it, and stop labouring over a decision
ITS your money they are throwing down a black hole
or their conceit and lack of vision
NOW DECIDE FOR YOURSELF
you can read Chapter 9 M.P. Married to a Person Married to a People
its in my first book
The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
by Michael Casey
SOB.
Son of a Blacksmith from Kerry Ireland
and so to bed
it's been a full and eventful day
Dialysis probably soon
and as I heard about somebody lasting 12 years
I may as well give it a try
but how i put up with it is another story
BUT
I can aim for 20,000,000 words
by reciting a story every single day
30 mins a day
is far easier than typing away
I might win the lottery and get off this hill
and live on the Lordswood road in luxury
if all my readers bought a book
I could afford it
failing that a Billionairess or princess
can come and get me
If you are a zookeeper you're probably the best one
to look after this naked ape
20 years ago maybe
Nite nite , tomorrow is another day and lets see if I can amuse you all even more
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Well I thought today 25th March was my cat’s Birthday but in fact it is Tomorrow 26th March 2026
She will be 11, ELEVEN years old
My kids wanted a Pet, so i said a Dog if I died and a Cat for a Heart attack
No soon had I said that when I had what turned out to be an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass
my hip were hurting, arthritis or some pain
Eventually I rung ambulance and they took me in
While at Dudley Rd Hospital, I said that i had had a few tests recently
So once they checked up on the test results
They said something must be done
it was 3rd Jan , the Christmas decorations were still up
By the 13th I believe it was I had had the Operation
at Queen Elizabeth hospital
When i finally left hospital
the kids got their hearts desire
a cat, which was Immediately called Totoro
who I said should be a Tom
but Totoro tricked us, she was not a he, but a she
and the rest is History
11 years old, and all because I promised a cat
and a Promise is a Promise
I always keep my promises
Even if Totoro is a cat that pleases herself
and goes out drinking with foxes and badgers
she is such a naughty cat, and sleeps anywhere
she is a cat, cat are like that
In, on and under any bed in the house
she even sneaks in my study
and was going to write a few stories
because she is a C A T
and she speaks English and Shanghai dialect
so you just know how CONFIDENT that makes her
so to celebrate 11 years of her Life, and my keeping my promise
here are some photos
Because a cat is good for your HEART
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So my daughters got a cat 11 years ago, and i continued writing 3,000,000 words so far
and hopefully I can reach 20,000,000 words by following the AUDIO route
because a Promise is a Promise, even if I need a bit of dialysis
Japanese Grand Prix. here's something to read above the noise https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Michael-Casey/author/B00571G0YC?ref_=dbs...
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