Politics(c) by Michael Casey

Politics(c)

By Michael Casey

They are all Bananas
They think they are the Biggest Apple
The Berries think they should have a turn.
I don't trust any of them.
Apples are the brightest the shinyest family.
Bananas are just as bent and crooked as thier name.
Berries are just small fry and should be squashed.
Only Apples and Bananas have a right to rule.
A divine right to rule just like in England.
But we left England for freedom here.
And what did we get?
Apples and Bananas and those small fry Berries.
And we still keep on electing them.
The Apple family goes back years.
The Banana family came over on the Mayflower.
AS for the Berries, some say they are the bastard child of an Apple and a Banana.
So how should I vote Grandma?
Vote with your heart, and ignore all the bastards, Apple,Banana and Berries.
Just vote with your heart, but do vote only 1/4 of the population actually voted for the president. The opposition got just under 25% and 50% never even voted.
But Grandma its too complicted, I think I might join the 50% and NOT bother.
Thats all right little Michael, you're only in 4th grade after all.
I think I'll just punch the Apples, Bananas and the Berries, what do you say Michael?
Violence Grandma, is never justified, that's what the teacher says, but she's a bully.
Ok, I'll punch all of the fruitcakes, Apples,Bananas, Berries and all of the fruits,
Then I'll put it in the blender and then in a container, you can bring it to school.
That'll be great grandma, a mixed fruit punch for the school President elections.
Now give your grandma a kiss, and never trust any fruits.