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I’ve updated this 1st April 2021
I’m Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades.
Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me …

I’ve done loads of writing, about 2,000,000 Words worth over 33 years now
But before I started I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger
Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio.
He’d be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him
50 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing.
I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray
I’ve also had an interest in Politics for 50 years
with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians.

I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally
produced by a Theatre.
The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 30 years plus ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I’m more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else…..

I also had other high praise, so I ignore all the nasty negative people who use too much alliteration.
I also ignore those who just cannot write.

Today’s world has much print, but a page will not refuse ink, as my dad used to say.

I tend to write Comedy as I’d rather make you laugh than cry
I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000
If you include “chats” 2800 samples,
the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them.

My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
You can read translations of it here on this site
Up to 10 different languages/translations have been read on the same day
via this site, here on WordPress
And in over 90 Countries world wide too
so you have no excuse, find your own language
and read
The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

This proves to me that the humour does travel
I have readers in over 90 countries now, just to repeat myself
From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West
Or its just a hit man on the run,
or whatever Unknown Region Means
It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff

I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess.
which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
all by word of mouth.
If you add up all the downloads from my WordPress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file.
I have had more copies than Boris Johnson’s Churchill book distributed.
Maybe 40,000 copies .
Though Boris earns more than any of us.
Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages.

I also had a low budget film producer take a look at
The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
back in 2013

Book Publishers have said I’ve made the commissioning editor laugh

Radio People say they like my style

So close but no cigar is the story of my life, so all you power people, do something useful
HELP ME REACH FOR THE SKY from my position in the gutter looking at the stars

As for my life, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales
21 years altogether
Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life
I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager
I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years.
Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham
I even hid a copy of my comic novel “BBU” in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day..

and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach.

I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really

beside which I’ve had a Shanghai connection for 20 years now, including 2 bilingual daughters

and being a hausfrau a long time too, I’m a great dad, as I’ve had lots of time with my daughters

I can always make somebody talk or laugh, I am an 18 stone George Clooney look alike

Laugh or Die so to speak

I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly

or App them

Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App

What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one

We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don’t make me laugh

I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore.
But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn’t bother
But I’ll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past
3 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out.
I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young,
maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress.

That’s the end of the tidy version of my life, if you want more come and buy me a Stella Artois and all will be revealed. Though 12 pints a year is my ration.

To finish here’s the list of my 20 books, so far:-

1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
2.Shoplife
3.Essays and Plays
4.Blogs 2011
5.300 and Not OUT
6.Shorts 2013
7.More Shorts 2014
8.Quick Stories
9.Still Alive 2015
10.Undiscovered Words 2016
11.Still Smiling 2017
12.Altogether Now
13.New Horizons
14.14 Up
15.15 Down
16.Sweet Sixteen

17. 17 Again
18. 18 New Views
19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole
20. 2020 Words
    I’ve started book 21, 21 Door Keys, key to the door 21 on Bingo, hence title
    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks

Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need
a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed.
ok, that’s your lot,

I forgot, I also have a PODCAST now
https://open.spotify.com/show/1wSSIExkhsR97u1jqj0iiR

In future I’ll write then record to my Podcast too

p.s. Don’t forget I have readers all over the world in over 90 Countries now
and on some days up to TEN different translations of
The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker are being read, on the same day,
so Media groups do get in touch
email michaelgcasey@hotmail.com
or send a message via WordPress

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