Saturday, 26 February 2022
Lenny Bruce does Putin's EXIT interview
Lenny Bruce does Putin's EXIT interview
Thanks for coming
Saint Peter said I could say Goodbye
Before Old Nick takes you away
Pres. Z was right, there is NO PURGATORY for the likes of YOU
I'm having a moment off from The Paradise Club
Before you go slip sliding away
The OTher Way
Now PUTIN, did you ever put it in
Have you every BLAAed a BLAHER
Whatabove Dong aa DONG
Or even Tonging a TONG
WE know you like to swing your arms as marched along
With People Watching on
Fake this and That
Oh, is that the smell of crap
Fear is the Key, there are no Toilets in hell
Better get use to the smell as you crap yourself
No bottles of Perfume to spray yourself with
Should have got some from Salisbury before
You were taken away, by the undertaker
With a smile on his face
Putin, you've breathed your last
Maybe if you really believed
Maybe if you read History
Maybe if you didn't steal all that money
200,000,000,000 was it
or just an entire Country
The Love of Money is the ROOT of ALL Evil
Calling yourself a Communist, when all you did
Was be a Greedy Capitalist
Or some other C, but your Life is all gone
Ukraine stood up to you, and now you
PUTIN are on the way to Hell
People have had enough
And Mother Russia will actually give up all its Nukes
And be Pacifist now that you are gone
PUTIN you were so wrong
You can INVADE, and BOMB, and MURDER and kill
And incinerate in a mobile crematorium
Even follow a Nazi plan and burn the Evidence
Of your HATE
But now as a 2nd rate Dictator
Your End has come
NO Eurovision to sing you off
No kick of the balls, no footballs
No F1 to rev you off
Maybe I should say what the sailors said
Putin jUst _ _
Saint Peter told me not to swear
So Putin, hope you enjoy your Occupation
Of Hell
