Fat Silver Haired Writer from Birmingham England, Michael Casey Singapore's Fancy Man

Fat Silver Haired Writer from Birmingham England, 

Michael Casey Singapore's Fancy Man

what were you doing all night

You will go blind Singapore, I've seen the Figures

You may be hiding behind your Shades but I know the Truth

Are your fingers numb and you scroll past me

numb fingers too and eyestrain under the bedclothes

I'm checking my figures, fully clothed 127 kilos today

with my writing jacket on too

So I need to shake it a bit and twerk a lot

Then you'll all be in frenzy on the bathroom floor

Will Young is singing  Crying on The Bathroom Floor

he is UNLIMITED on my Bathroom floor

GO listen to him, I really like him

I sing along too

I met him 20 years ago when he passed through

our hotel, CPNEC Birmingham

He's gifted and famous and acts now too

SO listen to him as you read me

what a combination

Will Young for your Ears

and Michael Casey filling your eyes, I am fat after all

So Singapore you doubled or tripled down on me last night

Now wonder I'm on the bathroom floor

or was that 9 and a half weeks ago

when suddenly a Singaporean Explosion

Did you click on me in the middle of the night by mistake

But Now, but Now, I am your man of choice

Fat. Silver haired and wearing shades, but not in bed

and from Birmingham England

Pause

while we all catch our breath

or I catch my 3rd breast, my hernia in the middle 

at I look at my hairy back in the reflection of my bedroom window

I must draw the curtains, or the neighbours may call the Zoo, again

Silver Backed Gorilla naked in the window

Pause

as you catch your breath again

Am I your screen saver yet

Am I a fatal attraction

Would you dare come and type for me

and then and then Tears for a Butcher would be born

and you could be the mother

of 4 sons, Mathew Mark Luke and John

CRASH as you jump out the window

or head for the door

To avoid Puking on the floor

as you hammer on the bathroom door

but the bathroom(s) are locked

so you puke over the 33rd floor Balcony instead

It was not Me, it was Michael Casey

you shout in a fake British accent

So now there is a Singapore manhunt for

the Balcony Puker, Michael Casey

And I thought all the figures were readers

IT's the Police tracking me

So they can cane me with pole

Not for Pole dancing

but for smacking my Bum

Turn the other cheek they say

or did Singapore do it the Michael Casey Way

though Michael Casey Way could be the road to the Toilets

Just off Sandy Bottom and Bog Hole

Thanks Singapore again

Cartoons Made from Words is YOURS

its like a stick of Blackpool Rock

with Michael Casey written inside

I do know some dentists, but that's another story

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