did you hear about the undertaker who died of coughing

 Did you hear about the Undertaker who died of coughing

a very old joke

my life at the moment coughing my guts up

a bag full of phlegm at the bottom of my bed

i had both the flu jab and covid 19 jab on the same day

but I managed to pick up some other bug

then Tinnitus screaming so I get no sleep at all

nobody would want to be in my bed chamber

luckily I don't need a pot

the bathroom is right by my door

my eyes are weeping too

Dr Google says wash them out

or Breast Milk or urine can sort an infection out

so though some of you may wish to pee all over me

a full breasted wife of my own would be preferred 

to a Trumpian golden shower, which sums up everything

Trump is doing, destroying USA from within

the GOP seems to have nothing left against him

Micky Mouse and Pluto are in the cabinet

So In God we Trust is your best bet

as Trump does not  care about anything

BUT HIMSELF

Let's see if God has the last word

HE did have the first after all

IN the beginning was the Word.....