here are some of last nights readers below
which proves none of you can escape me
Manga Michael Casey is my next big idea
though going down out hill in the cold could kill me
the cold makes your veins go thinner so as you
struggle up and down the hill he blood is trying
to pump through you
so then you get a heart attack
THIS week marks 11 years since I had
my Unplanned Quadruple Heart BYpass
a triple with a 33% extra free
which I learnt about 6 months later
SO add on my Arthritis and stage 4 ckd
and arthritis and tinnitus
you know why I avoid our hill in cold weather
I may just be a whimp
BUT all you Navy Seals out there
try running up and down our hill a few times
and I'll french kiss the one that survives
and no ROGER that doesn't mean what you
think it means
and a Female only
if there are any female navy seals
I'll run for the hills, cos they would
smack my bare bum with a wet lettuce
for the very cheek of it
and no, turning the other cheek is not an option
though I could sweet surrender and hope
she is a John Denver fan
and grandma's feather bed is an option
but you've all the read The Joker by now
one of the 5777 + pieces on here
if you like tip toeing through the tulips
and that is a metaphor you could not
possibly understand , not unless
you had Level 17 clearance
which is a dandruff shampoo
especially formulated for Navy Seals
cos they spend so much time in the water
and no Splash is not their favourite film either
Its last Tango in Paris
the dance film where they base jump
off the Eiffel tower cos lifts are so boring
and the mere chance of being stuck in a
life with Casey is too much of a temptation
to Bond with me, ok to glue me to the ceiling
and make me go up and down the Eiffel town
while they practice laser paint balling me
from 5 klicks out whatever a Klick is
so confused, now try explaining it to AI
who's on first is bad enough
so base your balls and get off that roof
Frassati T shirts are all the rage now
He's the post boy for climbing anything
with that the Navy Seals are climbing
my hill again, they think i'm Julie Andrews
I hope they brought my shopping
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