Trash Tv ©
By Michael Casey
I’m hiding in the other room while
my girls watch Trash Tv, by which I mean a tv show that is so bad it makes you
cringe. It might be KUWTK or anything else which has z listers in it trying to
make enough to get out of the trailer park and back into an apartment,
overlooking the trailer park.
You have girls, or should I say
Botox pumped girls poured into swimsuits who keep on bending over to reveal
their assets, front and rear, along with their gleaming painted white teeth. We
all love pretty girls, otherwise the human race would just disappear. However a
classic beauty of any size and combination is always far far prettier than a
Trash Tv girl.
You have men too, pumped full of iron and
their designer drugs, with muscles and designer stubble galore, not to mention
the latest shades, and bulging shorts, with or without shuttlecocks if you are
old enough to remember Wham.
No I’m not jealous, I know a pretty
girl is pretty because of her smile, because of her eyes, and not what lies
between her….. As for men, girls want a bloke who’ll stick around and talk and
actually listen to her. Then passion is better, it’s not fast food where you
feel hungry afterwards, it’s more like a banquet.
However on Trash tv it’s all fast
everything which just leads to heartburn and heart ache. Yes we all watch the
rubbish tv, just to see did they really say that do they really love their
reflection that much, is the high life really that high or just the arrogant
self-centred people high on their egos.
It’s nice seeing nice places, just
like in the James Bond movies, but what would be really nice, really really
nice would be seeing him give the z listers a push, and not into a swimming
pool but somewhere far far deeper, such as the Grand Canyon.
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