michaelgcasey cartoons made with words: Crazy Rich Asians

Friday, 23 June 2023

Loved the film

But now as all you Singapore People are Reading Me

Or is it a Punishment for bad results at University

95% is bad for a Singaporean after all

So as a Punishment Daddy and Mother

is making you read me

BUT

there is a house very near to me

That has all been done up, 3 beds

Only one Bathroom

But a downstairs toilet as well

So you could buy it and be my neighbour

Then you could cook and I'd come around

And tell stories

Just like the Monks used to do

Though those were Biblical ones

So Look on Rightmove

325K, the rest you'll have to work out

But Singaporeans are smart

or you could donate it as a fee for my company

OK you'd rather not bother, and anyway how could you live down the ignominy

of being associated with me?

Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England

writer of stories that everybody reads but nobody pays for

162 countries so far, Just Greenland and Antarctica is where people go just to avoid me