i' up again 14 oct 2025

i'm up again

I tend to get up very early because of tinnitus tsunami and pain

potter about for 3 hours, say a Rosary not because I'm holy

but  because, if you understand because you will

no need for explanations

then feed cat and sometimes she comes back in again

or it was her who woke me from my erratic slumbers 

in the first place

so

I'll come to my desk here in the study

ok the front room

then I'll read the press 4 newspaper

and check my 4 sites

and see if Hong Kong is still mad for my writing

YES YES YES and YES

I want it all, I want every single word

Hong Kong is now my biggest reader ever

Don't know why

maybe the new rice cooker is slower

so they read my rubbish while they wait

and yes an ethnic joke

get over it

My Shanghai rice cooker is much faster

and my 2  half shanghai daughters are chefs too

so

I eat , read, write and pooh ckd does that to you

then when exhaustion beckons

I go back to bed and emerge later like Dracula

my sleep patterns are horrendous

Tinnitus does that to you

Hernia hurting affects my sleep position too

so not only do I look like an elephant man

I'm a gorilla with a Rosary too

so

you have a bigger picture of me now

Like the one from 10cc and I'm not in love

1975 and all that

i remember dancing with a nurse back then

Audrey , I won't reveal her surname

BUT IT WAS ME

she could be head of nursing somewhere now

or married with children

time moves on

so

If I had this dream house the one I talk to Trevor about

I'd do my 2 hours a day of writing

or maybe record my 3,000,000 words

everything in one take

because its boring otherwise

and I lack the energy

then my minions sell it on

and i make a living out of it

PLUS

I have another big idea

which is pointless even sharing 

until I have Patrons to help me pull it off

Because

I don't have the skills

I'm an ideas man

and writer of nonsense

I am a Shepherd of Words

A Metaphorical Linguistic Acrobat

or a humbled gorilla with a Rosary

so  now you can see more of me

as Trevor does

so don't puke in a bucket

as Trevor would if he were real

Confused

GOOD