TRUE all of it
2nd time in ten years
my sister nearly killed by car
this time while she was in it
10 years ago she had just taken her guitar out of boot
car totalled
a couple of days ago
in the car that replaced her totalled car
and she was HIT
but she is ok, car a write off ,
AGAIN
so
somebody must be praying for her
I was in bed catching up on my sleep
as I don't do straight lines thanks to TINNITUS AND PAIN
so I thought what would be the SAFEST car for my sister
came downstairs
and a HONDA CIVIC was parked in our street
God and Padre Pio don't mess
so I too photos and even our cat got in the picture
BUT the brand brand new one HYBRID would be better
IF she should fit it on her drive
and could afford it
SO I told CURLEY or Jeff Bezos as his not as close friend
call him, but CURLEY, I said listen while I spit and polish your head
A Honda Civic would do for my sister and if it were free she
would not refuse, if she test drove one for a month
COS she will be ferrying the NEXT generation of Casey kids
The Great AUNTY
and besides you WHALE
if i get my ESOL for Japanese CHOBOL or cobol going
they can get me discount like absolute discount and even
UPS it to me or my sister
as i love her, never use that word again or she'll puke
she's my sister that's all I need say
so
Then another coincidence
the house I liked if I was super rich in Birmingham has gone
just as my original first choice is gone
SO/BUT
today we heard a Japanese house in the country could be available
SO
if you had a home in Birmingham and one away in the Counryside
HOME and AWAY
perfect to Teach Esol to VERY HIGH END JAPANESE
and very high End Japanese girls does not mean
girls with curves in the right or wrong places
SO
if the Universe is giving me all these signals
what is going on
will I find love and have 8 kids and a Japanese girl who wants to kill me
but the Kerry Gold inside me is too much for her
so she wants to kill me
but only after she has another Rising Son with me
so I'm safe so long as I keep on Propagating
So I'm BENNY HILL being chased around a field
by a female Samurai with triple black belts
and I've only got braces
and I trip up over my shoe laces
but rather run me through
she makes me perform instead
I'm her 120kilo of lard Private Dancer
see i am the object of all her desires
or she is just toying with me
I even found a gardener for my many acres too
and he is called Michael as well or MICK
but if I got him a mower to sit on he might do it
Otherwise she'll tie me to a post and move me a long
One man went to mo a field
while she sits on me like a donkey
and Sancho Panza was my name
long ago........

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