Wednesday, 3 June 2026

TRUE all of IT

TRUE all of it

2nd time in ten years

my sister nearly killed by car

this time while she was in it

10 years ago she had just taken her guitar out of boot

car totalled

a couple of days ago

in the car that replaced her totalled car

and she was HIT

but she is ok, car a write off ,

AGAIN

so 

somebody must be praying for her

I was in bed catching up on my sleep

as I don't do straight lines thanks to TINNITUS AND PAIN

so I thought what would be the SAFEST car for my sister

came downstairs

and a HONDA CIVIC was parked in our street

God and Padre Pio don't mess

so I too photos and even our cat got in the picture

BUT the brand brand new one HYBRID would be better

IF she should fit it on her drive

and could afford it

SO I told CURLEY or Jeff Bezos as his not as close friend

call him, but CURLEY, I said listen while I spit and polish your head

A Honda Civic would do for my sister and if it were free she 

would not refuse, if she test drove one for a month

COS she will be ferrying the NEXT generation of Casey kids

The Great AUNTY

and besides you WHALE

if i get my ESOL for Japanese CHOBOL or cobol going

they can get me discount like absolute discount and even

UPS it to me or my sister

as i love her, never use that word again or she'll puke

she's my sister that's all I need say

so 

Then another coincidence

the house I liked if I was super rich in Birmingham has gone

just as my original first choice is gone

SO/BUT

today we heard a Japanese house in the country could be available

SO

if you had a home in Birmingham and one away in the Counryside


HOME and AWAY


perfect to Teach Esol to VERY HIGH END JAPANESE

 and very high End Japanese girls does not  mean

girls with curves in the right or wrong places

SO

if the Universe is giving me all these signals

what is going on

will I find love and have 8 kids and a Japanese girl who wants to kill me

but the Kerry Gold inside me is too much for her

so she wants to kill me

but only after she has another Rising Son with me

so I'm safe so long as I keep on Propagating

So I'm BENNY HILL being chased around a field 

by a female Samurai with triple black belts

and I've only got braces

and I trip up over my shoe laces

but rather run me through 

she makes me perform instead

I'm her 120kilo of lard Private Dancer

see i am the object of all her desires

or she is just toying with me

I even found a gardener for my many acres too

and he is called Michael as well or MICK

but if I got him a mower to sit on he might do it

Otherwise she'll tie me to a post and move me a long

One man went to mo a field 

while she sits on me like a donkey

and Sancho Panza was my name

long ago........



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TRUE all of IT

TRUE all of it 2nd time in ten years my sister nearly killed by car this time while she was in it 10 years ago she had just taken her guitar...