Wednesday, 27 November 2019

Thanksgiving USA 2019

Thanksgiving USA 2019

Thanksgiving USA 2019 ©
By
Michael Casey

Now where do I begin, I’m not American, so dare I speak to you in USA and all over the world about Thanksgiving? Well your Holidays tend to drift over here, we have Halloween and Thanksgiving has led to Black Friday over here too. So I’ve picked that to bore you with, and let’s see just how far I can get, before you all get off the couch and head for the shops. Or for your online shops.

What do you give thanks for? Thank you for the Music Abba used to sing, so we all thank our favourite stars for their gift of song that means so much to us all. I’d like to thank Taylor Swift for not hurrying and spending the night with me, not forgetting Mylie Cyrus and Gerry Rafferty as well as Britain’s Will Young. They are the foursome that comes to bed with me most nights, maybe I should buy a bigger bed at Costco’s Black Friday sale. Their voices I mean,what kind of man do you think I am? And as I’ve mentioned one male dead artist, 2 female artists, one of whom is Bisexual and a gay man, my selection of these 4 could cover a whole host of things. But as you know I am referring to going to bed with their voices, their voices alone, though, well there is no though, just my TINNITUS. So song keeps the hiss at bay as I try to get to sleep, with 4 voices, voices, not vices, to keep me company.

I give thanks that you now realise what I’m talking about,Tinnitus. And no Tinnitus was not some Roman slave, thankfully no American studied Rome as far as I know. So what else do we give thanks for? We thank God,we found that website that would write essays for us, so we can continue with our Sporting Scholarship. Then we go and see the latest Jumanjii at the Cinema, and who do we bump into at the popcorn stand? Miss FatKnickers, though you never say that to her face, and for the first time ever you meet her beau. Your jaw drops, he could be a film star, he has all the looks.

What does he see in her you ask your friends, and she overhears but pretends not to. So you go and enjoy the film. Miss Fatknickers meanwhile is in a clinch with her beau, and no that’s not what he saw in her, she has personality and a kind face. Despite having fatknickers that a F16 Tomcat could land on, her beau loves her, for being herself. Something all of us should remember, give thanks for just being yourself. Besides she helped him overcome his stutter and he is now a Radio Announcer on WKBAZAZAOP, so she has given him something money cannot buy. And together they are so in love.

The film ends and you see Miss Fatknickers leaving the multiplex, her beau lovingly removing the stray popcorn from her face, and making her blush as he brushes it from her well filled jumper, they are so much in love. You and you friends snigger at them. You go home and you tell everybody that you saw Miss Fatknickers having her breasts stroked in public, before your elucidate. Your family laughs.

But he who laughs last laughs longest, Miss Fatknickers sends you an email, but the voice is of her beau in his best announcer’s voice. We looked at your essay and we spotted that it came from Lazy Essays R Us, Cheat Your Way to the Top website. So can you write the essay again, over the Thanksgiving Holiday. You curse your luck. Her beau has a PhD in English, he’s not just a pretty face. As for Miss Fatknickers she is naked on the bed, waiting for the whipped cream, it’s so much nicer than popcorn, as the Radio Announcer on WKBAZAZAOP tells her….
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I've updated this today 17th Oct 2019 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... I've done loads of writing, 1,531,000 Words worth over 30 years now But before I started I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio He'd be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 50 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 I also had other high praise, so I ignore all the nasty negative people who use too much alliteration I also ignore those who just cannot write, making money does not mean you can tell a story Pick your own famous writer, who you avoid Today's world has much print, but a page will not refuse ink, as my dad used to say I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I must have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 7 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 60 countries now Or its just a hit man on the run, or bored Navy Seals or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker I also had a low budget film producer take a look at it Book Publishers have said I've made the commissioning editor laugh Radio People say they like my style So close but no cigar is the story of my life As for my life, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales I also was a concierge and an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school I can always make somebody talk or laugh, I am an 18 stone George Clooney look alike Laugh or Die so to speak I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. That's the end of the tidy version of my life, if you want more come and buy me a Stella Artois and all will be revealed. Though 12 pints a year is my ration. To finish here's the list of my 18 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views My 19th book will be The 19th Hole and Donald Trump will review it when he resigns https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks ok, that's your lot, this reads serious, but generally I refuse to be serious, though I do heckle the news for 50 years now TTFN Michael Casey p.s. my email is michaelgcasey@hotmail.com for all praise, I get enough Junk email already 

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