Tuesday, 7 March 2023

words count


Tuesday, 7 March 2023

4205th piece on this my main site and rough word count

4205th piece on this my main site. https://butcherbakerundertaker.blogspot.com/

there are 20 books with stories in

but the bullet point stuff such as this is NOT

so the word count in books may be 2,000,000 WORDS

but all. together including these bullet points 3,000,000

You can count it all, if you are bored

Perplexity is looking at me, over my 4 sites

Wordpress has the most Translations

anyway 35 years Qualified this week

As when I had typed Calcutta, the final word

in The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker by Michael Casey (ME nobody else ME)

I said to myself I can write now

Just as after 3 months at CPNEC Birmingham, Crowne Plaza NEC

I said to myself I know what I'm doing now

and the rest is History

So as I'm sat here wearing layer upon layer

I'm hoping eventually I'll get paid

So I can pay for my 2 daughters education

WE got Graduation date in July for BioChem girl

though she has a few more exams to take

and her smaller sister announced en passant

she could/would/maybe do a Law Convert perhaps

AFTER her Anthropology Degree

and first daughter might do another Qualification too

SO POVERTY POVERTY

I recently replaced my clothes, cos most were shabby

But Now only after my daughters have finished

Can I spend more money on knickers and socks

YOU put kids first, just as in Breaking Bad

So IF a miracle happens I could help my girls more

and but new knickers for me

I do have bigger dream too

But I'm not going to be WOKE about it to all of you

WE  all have to accept our abilities or lack of

and not be sad about it

Pain yes I bitch about it, for it is my daily bread

Enough said, 300 words or so if you are keeping tally

and do you know what a tally stick is?

I just remembered that from over 50 years ago

and primary school

I'll grab a random story to leave you with

COUNTING WORDS

 

Shoplife             16932

 

Blog 2011            58798

 

BBU                159710

 

Essays and Plays       76923

 

300 and not OUT      152572

 

Shorts 2013           77875

 

More Shorts 2014      64784

 

Quick Stories         137419

 

Undiscovered Words    63990

 

Still Alive 2015         74956

 

14 Up 64615

 

15 Down              93390

 

Sweet Sixteen          92532

 

Still Smiling 2017        54724

 

2018 New Horizons     100500

 

Altogether Now        965511

 

17 Again               78787

 

18 New Views           79702

 

Final Cut of 19th Hole      72347


2020 Words.                    87523


total =2,509,600


stay warm everybody



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