today's walk about and doctor

 today's walkabout doctor and bus stop

doc got the honour of looking and poking my hernia

he even laughed, I am a good comedian after all

yes, a Bennie Hill with a PhD

3,4 million words, 210,000 free downloads, 2 million clicks, 6200+ piece of writing

22 books on Amazon

2 million plus words in my books

1  million plus words scattered all over my 4 websites

40 years writing

20 years LISTENING before I picked up a pen

So I accept no BS from. anybody

Did meet a nice girl in Pharmacy who had theatre connection

and a womderful job, helping Autistic kids

maybe I get a free haircut from her barber to be husband

At another bus stop, met Cracow 

a man who taught  there

and earlier my delivery boy was a Greek

so as usual a whole new audience

A little infant racing into the street

so screamed NO at him

our street is dangerous

these are the elements of my day

so a never ending supply of material

I am not ONE Kind of writer

I do all of it, Chris in the nice car

hope you found something nice to read

and the Stella on offer from Amazon was nice

I gave some to my Wing Man , as I spotted it and 

thought he'd appreciate it, a good catch

for a Goalie

I could say more

But this is enough

You have to be reconciled with the FACT

you may be the better writer

but Curtis Brown backs formats

so God help us cos nobody else can

I am lucky they tolerate me down the local shops

as I  inflict new surreal stories on them

they do laugh as well, or is it just fear

hahahah