Wednesday, 12 October 2016

Vote for me I'm Blonde











Vote for Me I’m Blonde ©
By Michael Casey

Vote for me I’m Blonde and I’ll do anything to win the day
Vote for me I’m Blonde you can squeeze my ass because I’m crass
Vote for me and I’ll sleep with you votes and fun have just begun
Vote for me it’s just like Hotel California but for real, be quiet don’t squeal
Vote for me because I’m Blonde and I have Policies and I’ve put it in a book
Vote for me because I’m so sincere and I’m not a degenerate well not yet
Vote for me because you’ll feel thinner and younger too
Vote for me and you’ll be part of the in crowd so hip and groovy too
Vote for me because you haven’t got a clue, just like me sniffing glue
Vote for me because you want to grab life by the balls, just make sure
nobody has video of you saying it
Vote for me because I’m so old and getting elected is like Viagra
Vote for me because you want to touch my shadow and be healed.
Vote for me because you don’t know what the appeal is you just want me
Vote out of your ignorance and with full of doubts x marks the spot
Vote  oh please vote and then I’ll be so happy just vote I beg you
Then when I am elected I’ll repay all my faithful voters personally
I’ll let all of you stroke my plush pussy.
Because I will be the new cat warden in our nonsense state of USA
And Plush Pussy is the name of our Persian Blue cat Mascot
What were you all thinking, go wash your mouth and mind out, and don’t forget to vote on Nov 8th, you get the Government you deserve so VOTE.

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