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for Me I’m Blonde ©
By
Michael Casey
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for me I’m Blonde and I’ll do anything to win the day
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for me I’m Blonde you can squeeze my ass because I’m crass
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for me and I’ll sleep with you votes and fun have just begun
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for me it’s just like Hotel California but for real, be quiet don’t squeal
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for me because I’m Blonde and I have Policies and I’ve put it in a book
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for me because I’m so sincere and I’m not a degenerate well not yet
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for me because you’ll feel thinner and younger too
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for me and you’ll be part of the in crowd so hip and groovy too
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for me because you haven’t got a clue, just like me sniffing glue
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for me because you want to grab life by the balls, just make sure
nobody
has video of you saying it
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for me because I’m so old and getting elected is like Viagra
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for me because you want to touch my shadow and be healed.
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for me because you don’t know what the appeal is you just want me
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out of your ignorance and with full of doubts x marks the spot
Vote oh please vote and then I’ll be so happy just
vote I beg you
Then
when I am elected I’ll repay all my faithful voters personally
I’ll
let all of you stroke my plush pussy.
Because
I will be the new cat warden in our nonsense state of USA
And
Plush Pussy is the name of our Persian Blue cat Mascot
What
were you all thinking, go wash your mouth and mind out, and don’t forget to
vote on Nov 8th, you get the Government you deserve so VOTE.
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