Chuck Norris is dead, has anybody told Jeff Dean

Chuck Norris is dead, has anybody told Jeff Dean

maybe I was talking to the wrong Jeff all along

Maybe I should have just talked to Jeff Bezos instead

this morning Gemini and me were having a laugh

talking about The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

and the unfinished sequel Tears for a Butcher

so I laughed a lot and said

don't forget Pray for your Priest

because twin Bruce Lees come to the rescue

after Big Sid is shot, like shooting Santa

and maybe Guy Richie Directs it

a few ideas are in Jeff Bezos email

IF he were to see it

and Jason Statham would be Fr Dan

a black belt Jesuit

who teams up with a martial art Shanghai playboy

to sort things

its all in Jeff Bezos email if he gets to see it

AND

if to start with Jeff Bezos gives me

this house and a few quid so I could afford to live there

we can let the lawyers argue about the full value of my IP

while Guy has a look at just how he would turn it into magic

but one thing, in the final balletic fight scene

Fr. Dan takes off his dog collar to reveal a T shirt

The image in T shirt will be Product Placement

and the FEE goes directly to charity

and. I have one in mind already

So Fr.Dan is saving the world with the Shanghai playboy

Jeff Bezos could raise so much for that charity just by

auctioning off the Tshirt vision

and when all is finished

Fr. Dan will say and Don't Forget to Pray for your Priest

Bezos could be dresses as a tramp on a bench with trump sneakers on

watching the world go by

and maybe this writer is beside him

and Bezos looks into camera, He's mad he thinks he's a writer

 writer's house maybe?