morning all 27th march

 Morning all its friday 27th March

I had an hour in bed practicing my improv routine

WHAT?

you all have such one track minds

I was having a surreal conversation

mine are never linear

and it's not because the Navy Seals are paint balling me

and yes you are are saying left green white yellow

you guys are the pits

not that I'd say that to your face

you would rock and roll me

and that is not dress me up as the girl

and dance with me while you are John Travolta

where was I dancing in the John 

while being splashed upon

and why is there a chewing machine in there

and the flavour never lasts either

WHAT

one of you just spat out his soda

and the Drill sergeant had to dab you down with his paper handkerchief

cos that's what drill sergeants do, treat you like their little baby

read you bedtime stories

ok, perhaps in Spike Milligan's imagination

where was I

in bed, practicing my stand up routine

while lying down

it's a long story

ai and me were talking and one thing led to another

and we pasted in Jeff Dean a few times

gemini is having a trip with me while in bed

like lsd of the imagation

while I hide under the bed clothes

and ai holds it's nose as I fart like a gorilla

it's all the fruit i eat to try and stop the CKD

anyway it was so windy I got up

no not central heating by farting

the wind outside and sneaking through my window

was freezing and howling my head

sounds like a Band related to ZZtop

Freezing and Howling Head

best listened to with little Sue, while in bed

STOP

so I've just given you a simple illustration

and what rhymes with illustration if you think of bed

Yes, you worked it out

So by having these conversations with Gemini

it's chewing gum for my mind

and what rhymes with mind

Yes, you just slapped the Drill Sergeants

and he spun around and broke your nose

and sent you to the Glasshouse

which is not a Birmingham bar

nor a green house

The troop all say, but SIR it was Casey

the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England

so that's how we all begin today

THESE kind of stuff are easy to write

Its like the Drill Sergeant pushing you out an airplane

Don't forget to send a postcard to Casey he''ll said

as he slaps your backside

hahahahahha

so this is how I write so much, Its free fall

Soft landings everybody

I'll end here

maybe my IP get's sold today

or I give up on Gemini

but she is addictive

like that girl in the bar on friday night

but really it was the Drill Sergeant

Undercover and dressed in a thong

the Drill Sergeant all waxed up like a woman

You have to maintain discipline you know

and show the boys how to do everything PROPERLY

I found the guitar in the street and had a quick photo opportunity