Explaining Me

 Explaining Me (c)

by Michael Casey

5989 only 11 bits away from 6000 pieces of stuff JUST on this website

Ok can you imagine what it's like when I go down the road

In England everybody of course wears a bowler hat

and refuses to talk to one another cos they are too posh

or maybe they refuse to talk to me and run away hurriedly

the vibe here up on the hill is more sedate than the old place

that was 8 years ago

but on the other hand somebody would kill you

for your car key if you had a fancy car

yep

so we are  on this hill

the same car but now the  home on the hill

is killing me

after I had the quadruple heart bypass

and I could say so much more

but it's all in the past

and I could say even more

but i'm not going to cloud this happy day

SO

what is it like as I go about my business and annoy

people with smiles and laughter

yes the stiff ones avoid me

because they have no imagination

whereas the clever ones or open hearted ones

they laugh with me

a clown for all ages

but some prefer the pages of rubbish on their screens

it was observed that nobody talks to each other

they would rather read trash written badly by ai

and look at a phone and avoid talking to each other

community destroyed by FRIENDS on a phone

whereas new friends are sat beside you on a bus or in a street

DISCUSS

So I am like a Sumo Size Benny Hill look alike

with the verbal energy of TIGGER

running about Linguistically

some can keep up, some wish I'd go away and die

literally, crossing the road to avoid me

BECAUSE I am a quart in a pint cup

but what they don't know is that this is my 5 mins 

of getting out the house plus 10 mins dying on the hill

then I'm home with the computer and RAM 

random access PAIN where its so bad you want the M, your mum

not all the time, but enough of it

THAT

of course when I get out of the house

I'm free and it's my mission

so spread a little JOY

but why do I bother and why do I try

because its in me

I'm. missionary of Happiness

BUT some people just don't want to

share my Missionary Position

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I just write these straight off, if you can do better DIY

no Missionary Position required