I forgot to SAY no changes to my words

 I forgot to SAY. NO CHANGES TO MY WORDS

As spoken by ME

No editing at ALL

WHAT you SEE is WHAT you GET

maybe a few spellings corrected

BUT

NEVER edited

NEVER changed

JUST my QUALITY

you can get any other Joker

if you want BS and CLICK BAIT

What you get is me Accosting Everybody

at the Garden Gate

and me Looking out the Window

I look , I think, I write

I JUST POUR

EVERYTHING

IN ONE TAKE 99% of the TIME

INCLUDING a FULL LENGTH NOVEL

NOBODY EVER DOES THAT

BUT I HAVE and I DO

BECAUSE I LISTENED 

FOR 20 years first

and I had a Life like nobody else's

So I am a Fisherman of Words and Stories

I just cast and land them

NOBODY on God's earth does that

I pour just pour

And if I'm not your cup of tea

Stay away from my Tea Pot

which is a Metaphor

Is that Good enough in plain English

So bring your very best offer

don't waste my time

I'm a Jackson Pollock kind of writer

all take all you have

BUT

I will control myself as to what I keep

and what I need

The rest I have a plan for 

Beginning with Loving my Neighbours

and that's a Metaphor too

THROUGH MY LAWYERS ONLY

and show them the MONEY

no clever dicks required

but serious people

I am a comedy writer after all

and SERIOUS is at the heart of it

IF you have not noticed 

THEN I don't want to know you

in any way at all

especially Biblically

cos going forth and multiplying 

is what it is all about

THINK

PhD mind, I'm fed up of idiots

thinking I'm just a clown

I'm as good as anybody

just as my mother always said

and my body of work

PROVES IT