Holy Saturday Knickers On you wont't believe this Jeff Dean and your Bowling team
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So a Pranker is really a W8888er
But I still have the last laugh
Because
I ended up not going to bed till 3am , I plough on like a ROWER too
and while still in bed I got a phone call
I had WON the Easter Raffle
So I said let me put my KnIckers on
I'll be ready to get my PRIZE
and what was the prize a giant EASTER EGG
but when delivered by the Pharmacy Man's SON
also a Pharmacist, but from Manchester
He was not the PRINCE look alike but another one
A TWIN BROTHER.
so is that GEMINI
his twin is leaving PHARMACY
to go into FILM MAKING
and his dad the PHARMACY MAN HIMSELF
star of Playing A Round with TRUMP
he has all my stories ALREADY
on a USB stick
SO could the other half of GEMINI
be my entre into FILMING
all my many many many stories
SO I shook hands with the TWIN from Manchester
who is an ARSENAL fan
and told him to tell his BROTHER
TO DIVE DEEP
and the ABANDONED Pharmacist
LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE PRINCE
and obviously
THEY ARE FAR FROM THICK
so Padre Pio may have sorted it already
BUT
what about the TRAY of EASTER eggs
TEN maybe
I obviously could not eat all of them
SO I ACCOSTED a stray BLACK LADY AND HER DAUGHTER
she took the celebration photos 2 of them
I had none on my own phone
And I gave the stray black lady all of them in a presentation box with ribbon on
and what is her name
the roll away the stone lady, and the easter eggs remind us of roll away the stone
HER NAME WAS CLAIRE
For Jesus is the light of the world
SO I went down the hill for bread GREEN Warburtons
THICK like Kerrymen like me the Blacksmith's son
and the shop girl
Her Middle name is CLAIRE
So your attempt to put down me
BUT you Fail BADLY
anyway we can still go for a PINT
BECAUSE the world needs PEACE
not TRUMP killing EVERYTHING
at EASTER
I probably may never get off this HILL
and die on it
BUT I NEVER GIVE UP
Even if speaking on the phone
I have to tell a stranger on the phone
LET ME PUT SOME KNICKERS ON
so the Rat Pack Bollocks of Billionaires Bowling Club
could do so much for Society
if only they leant to laugh at themselves
and I'm just a clown
But maybe I'm God's Clown
because NOBODY else could do it better
007 of STUPIDITY
smile


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