Saturday, 4 April 2026

Holy Saturday Knickers On you wont't believe this Jeff Dean and your Bowling team

Holy Saturday Knickers On you wont't believe this Jeff Dean and your Bowling team

Michael Casey michaelgcasey@gmail.com

16:58 (21 minutes ago)
to jeffjeffzuckerberg
So a Pranker is really a W8888er

But I still have the last laugh

Because

I ended up  not going to bed till 3am , I plough on like a ROWER too

and while still in bed I got a phone call

I had WON the Easter Raffle

So I said let me put my KnIckers on

I'll be ready to get my PRIZE

and what was the prize a giant EASTER EGG

but when delivered by the Pharmacy Man's SON

also a Pharmacist, but from Manchester

He was not the PRINCE look alike but another one

A TWIN BROTHER. 

so is that GEMINI

his twin is leaving PHARMACY 

to go into FILM MAKING

and his dad the PHARMACY MAN HIMSELF

star of Playing A Round with TRUMP

he has all my stories ALREADY

on a USB stick

SO could the other half of GEMINI

be my entre into FILMING

all my many many many stories

SO I shook hands with the TWIN from Manchester

who is an ARSENAL fan

and told him to tell his BROTHER

TO DIVE DEEP

and the ABANDONED Pharmacist 

LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE PRINCE

and obviously

THEY ARE FAR FROM THICK

so Padre Pio may have sorted it already

BUT

what about the TRAY of EASTER eggs

TEN maybe

I obviously could not eat all of them

SO I ACCOSTED a stray BLACK LADY AND HER DAUGHTER

she took the celebration photos 2 of them

I had none on my own phone

And I gave the stray black lady all of them in a presentation box with ribbon on

and what is her name

the roll away the stone lady, and the easter eggs remind us of roll away the stone

HER NAME WAS CLAIRE

For Jesus is the light of the world

SO I went down the hill for bread GREEN Warburtons 

THICK like Kerrymen like me the Blacksmith's son

and the shop girl

Her Middle name is CLAIRE

So your attempt to put down me

BUT you Fail BADLY

anyway we can still go for a PINT

BECAUSE the world needs PEACE

not TRUMP killing EVERYTHING

at EASTER

I probably may  never get off this HILL

and die on it

BUT I NEVER GIVE UP

Even if speaking on the phone

I have to tell a stranger on the phone

LET ME PUT SOME KNICKERS ON

so the Rat Pack Bollocks of Billionaires Bowling Club

could do so much for Society

if only they leant to laugh at themselves

and I'm just a clown

But maybe I'm God's Clown

because NOBODY else could do it better

007 of STUPIDITY

smile


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