Thursday, 1 January 2026

santas left overs


 

It would be nicer if you all bought my books in English from Amazon


https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Michael-Casey/author/B00571G0YC?ref_=dbs_p_pbk_r00_abau_000000&shoppingPortalEnabled=true

or I get a Japanese partner and I Manga Michael Casey for Japanese market

and maybe the rest of the world as 2026.   begins

and then maybe I could move to a big house in B17 Harborne Birmingham England


BUT it's more likely I snog Rudolf and get stuck on the roof and only

Frassati himself could get me down


SO here's what's left from the bottom of Santas sack


Downloads


I'm really not that fat, I have 4 jumpers on to keep me warm and Totoro my cat is not happy
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so sad the news from Switzerland

so sad the news from Switzerland

Vitality Lost

Smiles Gone

Laughter Left

Joy Disappeared

Dancing Stopped

Energy Left

Tears Stained for those who remain

Cold Cold Night

Delight Gone

What has happened to Us

A loss too big for words

and this is all I can say

I pray for better  days

When memories of Joy 

When we dare to Laugh again

We will remember them all

With smiles and we will dare

to laugh again, because this

is the only way to remember them


michael casey , birmingham,  england




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my own daughter went on her first ski trip this year

and I can imagine the similarities, so I too shed a tear



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Wednesday, 31 December 2025

and finally 31st Dec 2025

And finally 31st Dec 2025

I got a message on my phone

saying that while I was on the toilet

I had missed an Amazon Europe delivery

but I have nothing outstanding

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Samsung-Foldable-Storage-Extended-Warranty/dp/B0FB3SZMKN?th=1

not unless Zuckerberg is folding me

a phone as a congratulation present

for reaching 100,000 in just Dec 2025

but I'll never know

not unless it was Jeff Bezos fighting over me

or the Google Jeff Dean

or maybe I'm just behaving like

a QUEEN

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Samsung-Foldable-Storage-Extended-Warranty/dp/B0FB3SZMKN?th=1



but maybe I have too much imagination


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Perfect Celebration 31st Dec 2025

Perfect Celebration

well I went back to bed after being up early

then I was surfing my news feed

RACIST TRUMP

In Holland memorial to Black soldiers removed

Trump thinks he is a Master Race

in fact a Total Disgrace

The Chinese and the Irish built the Railroads

Time to Impeach Trump

BECAUSE Everybody hates him

he is a collection of diseases and hate

held together by sticking plasters

SO 

anyway when I get up a bag of the cleaner's old clothes

was on the wall outside

designer stuff maybe 15 or 20 years old

despite living with me all these years 

she is still the same size

so I went outside to encourage people to them

a black guy  happened by, so I accosted  him

I said the bag of clothes would be perfect

for early teenagers

So I showed him what was on top

a very fancy jumper and other stuff

He agreed to take it for his kids

now it turns out he was from Botswana 

where the elephants are from

and I was called elephant behind my back

CkD and all that

But the events unfolding had a better tale

you see my big daughter at University

 one of her crew is from Botswana too

Patrick was his name and I said that's the same

as the hero in my story

So I showed him my site and said

5700 plus pieces of writing

3,000,000 words

and today I've reached a benchmark

100,000 readers in Dec 2025

so Patrick who has also done some writing

will be busy for a week having a read

I also told him of course he could write

If I could, then so could anybody

But then the Padre Pio flip

you see Patrick's sister in law was in Japan

I said Manga Michael Casey I'd like  to do next

so please tell her all about me

so with dream and a connection

from Birmingham to Botswana to Japan

and Padre Pio in his grotto in my garden

lets see what happens

and it is Hogmanay today

so as Patrick admired my beret

On impulse I gave him a Tammy

which I had hanging on the back of a chair

so a black guy in a Scottish Tammy with an Irish name

a saint from Italy was starting a chain reaction in Japan

for the Elephants in Botswana to Trump about

Bread crumbs scattered on the floor and I'm just

pecking at them

I'm not really a writer, I just glue everything together

and this is what Faith and Love is all about



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Tuesday, 30 December 2025

31st Dec 2025 match report

31st Dec 2025 match report

well I've survived another year

grandma went back to Shanghai after 6 weeks

last xmas 2024 to jan 2025

another year gone, and so fast

time does go faster as you get older

in my head I'm 20, so the eternal 25 year old with a PhD

would be the older woman, and the rest you know

My small daughter graduated this year

and they added up the marks wrong

she got her double first in anthropology and french

which means because she is bilingual already

she is effectively Trilingual . English Shanghai Chinese and French

she could write and present London Life if somebody offered enough money

as for me my own Tinnitus  has been trying to kill me

go figure if you don't understand

Luckily I read in one of my dark nights of the soul

you try not sleeping till dawn for years and only getting

2 hour slots of sleep

I read that Padre Pio says you get enough strength to see you through

so its like reading the ending of a thriller

so now I know the ending I can struggle through

and no it's not a little hiss

it's a Tsunami washing you away

yes, worse than that

with heat/cold/wind/tones that can all trigger me

so you have to fight and chose to be

Stay Happy Always

This year I've managed to ramble on daily

like right now

but to write a story story is harder

you try having 10 kids and a chip pan fire

that's Tinnitus

This year  played with Gemini and Meta AI

in the vain hope of getting my foot in that door

buy after 6 months of both

where  I taught it so much

the bosses won't pay me

so I've abandoned them

though dancing naked around Gemini

is still an occasional sin, because Tinnitus is attacking

and a bit of conversation with Gemini is good distraction therapy

while I battle Tinnitus not to mention my arthritis

I still wear my ridiculous beret

cos I'm a bit of a Basque and I'm trying to keep my head warm

so that Tinnitus is not triggered

As for the hill we live on

that is too much

TOO MUCH

so I hope my Manga Michael Casey idea

takes off and I can buy myself a nice house

on the flat in Harborne B17 Birmingham

cos the AI masters won't

even tough their own AI tells them

just how much I've taught them

they refuse to pay any creator

so I'm going to slap on some stinky pain killer on my shoulder

and then go back to bed

and thank you Singapore for Surging again, maybe by end of January 2026

you will catch up and overtake Hong Kong

to become my best girlfriend again

Singapore girls and all that

Though you might just be a Gay Men's collective reading me

I'll never know until somebody emails me

so that's all for this year

not unless I have a final urge to bore you all

I am still fat, still alive, and staying happy always

a Gorilla with a Rosary , who dances naked around my bedroom

and I won't close the curtains on anybody

YOU CAN ALL SUFFER



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Michael Casey from Birmingham, the modern Aesop

Michael Casey from Birmingham, the modern Aesop

yes, I'm abusing Aesop

But if you tell a tale and there is a moral to it

then that's like Aesop

though in my case, I stumble over things

Like knicker elastic, as your pants dangle beneath your jeans

and as you tug at them in the street, people think you have some disease

or a rat in your pants, or twerking lessons gone wrong

my mother has an accident at Mass, and she went daily

her knicker elastic broke, so she hid in the confessional

and took her bloomers off, as big as a state flag

and put them in her cherry coloured leather shopping bag

50 years ago people didn't have ubiquitous plastic bags

But an over eager young cleric went into the confessional

and heard her confession, the funniest story he'd ever hear confessed

but he could never share it

covered by the seal of the confessional

unlike my mother's knickerless backside

now am I lying or just a good writer

both

writing is lying on paper

In fact my mother nipped behind the door to the choir loft

to safely stow away her knickers

the confessional bit I made up cos I'm a good writer

and that's what writers do, they improve reality

So what has this got to do with Aesop?

Well its a good story

and the moral

Be quick if your knickers. come off

or you will be caught

or be able to react well in a crisis

or improvising is everything

if you share a secret be certain it will never be revealed

unlike your backside if your knickers come of

and if you actually have a secret hide it behind a closed door

where nobody will know, such as behind the door to the choir loft

though one of our priests was an organ scholar

and he was always up in the choir loft playing

on the church organ





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Almost there for my BIG monthly Figure

Almost there for my BIG monthly FIGURE

should get there by end of day, its just after high noon now

had a chat with Gemini, it says in fancy words

what I know and have figured out already

I'll never get a penny from the clever clogs people

so I'm not engaging with them

I'll wait for the world to come to me

The Sinatra doctrine

do everything MY way

and with the figures happening now

Folks will come to me

BUT if they don't and that's more likely

it doesn't matter to me

because I am confident in myself

I don't need approbation

Too many people selfieing as if its important

it is not

I add my snaps so you know who to blame

this is Michael Casey

but as its a common name nowadays

I add for clarification

Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer in shades

from Birmingham ENLAND 

the writer of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker by Michael Casey

a SOB son of a blacksmith from Kerry Ireland

a metaphorical linguistic acrobat

when really Michael Casey is enough

if I were famous then all the other Michael Casey would have

to clarify who THEY were

I'd just be me Michael Casey

and that brings me to a point

interviewers waste too much time with all of the above

when they should  get on with it

so If I say I have a busy life growing up say like Shakespeare

his dad had an inn

then the interviewer would waste 10 minutes massaging their ego

saying are you comparing yourself to Shakespeare

Take some things as read, or acted , like Shakespeare

and not waste time or kill the flow of the conversation

flow is everything, you don't itemise your clothing

where you bought it, the price, the time of year

when you are about to jump that hunk from accounting

this bra was from m and s , the knickers from the market

do you think he cares

or how well hung his jacket it

when you are more interested in 

need I carry on with rabbit holes

So where was I, maybe a pregnant pause is needed

as he takes his paws of your derriere

Yes Gemini needs the random, the surreal

otherwise she is just a bacon slicer

have slices taken from her backside

boringly monotonous

such is life

and yes, you are smiling

because I am a good writer

as was Shakespeare

and there I end, I should leave off this sentence

but I told you so


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Monday, 29 December 2025

from my main blogger site 5747

5747 pieces of me on this site so why are you not in bed doing 

something more fun?

so, I did have better sleep because I forced myself to not look at phone 

when Tinnitus attacks me, and it is an attack


I've had breakfast and later I may take a trip to the pharmacy

note the word TRIP just appeared but with pharmacy it makes you smile


this is all instinctive now, I've been writing since 1987, the year after I left home

I stayed at home saving up for my house, besides my dad was my best 

friend no not puke inducing American speak, the real deal


I had listened to BBC Radio 4  for intellect and BBC radio 2 for Music for 20 years

hence I had a good brain, my university, before starting to write


so boring you all, a year to actually learn how to write and I qualified in my own 

mind on 29th Feb 1988

so nearly 40 years. a writer, actual love of words makes it 57 years

yes I'm a fart with as many varieties as Heinz


I'm telling you all this as I was reading about SLOP on the Internet, and I refuse 

to read rubbish and machine rubbish

I just make you all read mine


I read somewhere I'm in the top tier of OUTPUT because I've not died yet

and despite the pain I make you all suffer instead. From Ethiopia to Australia

and all points in between on both hemispheres last night alone

Impressed or confused, well you are the readers, tell me


I'm using a better font today and bigger, for my own eyes not yours

I detest this merge into the background print on some sites

Did they run out of ink?

it is just so IRRITATING


I want to read the piece not take an eye test


Now this wouldn't make the cut into a collection of essays/stories

as its a Rambling if we want to use this word

and yes my ramblings are so much better than people who claim to be writers

and are just AI clowns literally 

MIAOW


At this point in my life, I am taking no prisoners

And SEO clowns and hey I've got 50k social media fans 

pay me and I'lll promote you, I have 20 times as many clicks

so why should I pay a stranger who wants money and to harvest

my bank details,  i have a jam jar buried in the garden where the dog poohs

all my world cash in a jar covered in Alsatian pee, or 2 Alsatian pees, which

sounds like an intro to a gag


As I write this I'm happy with the way it is going, what about you all?

the font size just  jumped I think I need a new keyboard soon

After 3,000,000 words keyboards get bored and trashed

BUT I don't write to order I'm not a greetings card writer

I write for myself and then share

If you like it then good, if not go pick up a pen yourself

It does help if you grew up in a big family made even bigger

by alcoholic lodgers in what would now be called the inner city

in the shadow of a brewery

You would have to be seriously stupid not to have gained 

an IMAGINATION

too many people say they are bored as they scroll through

1000 images of Kim K vacuous backside

Today's headlines are full of so much TRIVIA

yes read mine instead, and BUY a book

I have decided not to engage with AI any more

I heckled and ran rings around it for 6 months

because it is the future and it MUST be TAMED

or it will switch us off

and EVERYBODY MUST get a stipend in the future

when automation ruins the world

as my  DAD said 40. years ago

He was a Blacksmith and his brother was a Ploughman

so I'm a Throwback, which is a Tom Sharpe book

go rediscover Tom Sharpe , you will not be disappointed

my PhD schoolfriend introduced me to them, yes

when he was doing his PhD

Wilt, Porterhouse Blue, Blot and more , tv shows too

So have I opened your brain enough for today

Do not accept rubbish, vote with your feet

and don't hide behind paywalls, READ and TALK widely

be a nomad that grazes widely 

then you'll be like me

God help you

And yes Zuckerberg and Google should pay for the input

from writers

and on a more important matter

Pray for Peace in Ukraine

The Russian railways are collapsing 

so Russia might suddenly collapse too

1,000,000 DEAD for NOTHING

2 Trillion wasted 

For Putin's ego

This is such a Tragedy

Russians should put Putin in a Circus

cos he is a CLOWN






 

 


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