my girls love chorizo so I went walkabout to the shops, down the less steep hill and back again
this tired me out, so I had to go and have a nap, which still includes fighting tinnitus
so now its hours later it's too late to write Michael Casey the Pole Dancer
I may do it tomorrow
You can all watch The Full Monty instead, a 1997 British Comedy film
I'll post something randomly choosen, not chorizo and hope you like it, there are 2000+ short stories
from 2017
Writing for Playboy ©
By
Michael Casey
I never thought of writing for Playboy until
today, it was in the News that Playboy wouldn’t be having Nudes any
more. I think it’ll be more like our page 3 of the Sun which we have over here in England. There
was even a piece in the Daily Telegraph extolling the virtues of the
Nude in art and the Nude and the Love of the female form in Playboy.
There weren’t any glossy pictures to go with the article.
I could offer myself, my body, as the last naked
form in Playboy, but I think they’ll like to finish with a female,
despite me being so great looking in drag. Besides naked no matter how
good my drag I’d be rumbled, even if I crossed my legs and shaved my
entire body. All the pain killers I’ve been taking post op have given me
a very slight pair of man boobs, so now I’m a 46AAAAAA.
What if I offered to write for Playboy, how could I
interest them and their readers in my Words. Well I can write humorous
stuff, but would it match the under the bed covers photography of the girls, whatever their
state of undress or part undress. Would the readers tear themselves or
their eyes away from Mandy the 38CCC model to read my Words. I did write
a piece called What Makes a Man Attractive to a Women, such pieces of
mine could they prize the eyes away from the Girls to the Words.
I never really think of a target audience when I
write, I hope I write for all, I hope what springs from my mine to the
page is interesting and funny. Would Playboy give this Birmingham
England boy a chance to amuse, to amuse in all the foreign editions too.
Would my words be a hit in Japan or Russia, or would I have to appear
naked with a pocket dictionary to be my protection against rejection,
rejection I said are you all deaf.
There was a book about Noel Coward the British
actor, wit and playwright called A Talent to Amuse written by Sheridan
Morley, that’s the son of the actor, anyway it was so wonderfully
written that the words flew off the page. Would Playboy have featured
his writing, well he is otherwise engaged, but my diary is free, and I’m
available and Hugh doesn’t need to use the casting couch with me,
though I would do almost anything for an XXXL dressing gown of his.
So if you want this Birmingham boy to write for
you, just get in touch, I have already sent an email this morning, it’s
in your system somewhere. Just give me a couple of days to iron out the
wrinkles in my body, then I’m all yours, just be careful with that staple.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/l/B00571G0YC
yes this really is me and my quadruple heart bypass scar from Jan 2015
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